Thank You, Drive Thru

So getting food at a Drive Thru may just be the one contribution to society that, if not credited, should definetly be credited to Big Guys. I'm thinking Dave Thomas (RIP) at some point just figured "Fuck It." and gave in to what had to be a huge demand for Big Guys to not get out of the car. Getting out of the car isn't difficult for Big Guys, we can do it (and the day you can't you have to get a scooter but that's another blog post) it's just that why go through the hassle of being in public?
Drive Thrus are designed to keep public interaction to a minimum. Being in a resturaunt and chatting with ugly waitresses who, while they may be well within Big Guy Code, aren't going to realistically sleep with any Big Guy they come across on shift. This is the biggest let down of all time by the way. In fact just knowing that I can't sleep with any given waitress makes me want to go get some fast food right now to help ease the suffering.
If I miss anything about not having a car its gotta be drive thru. The food is always a terrible let down but the getting of it is so amazing that it all but makes up for how shitty it is. And just driving around doing fuck all and figuring out if you have enough change in the car to get a shake or a random bag of fries that you aren't hungry for is one of life's most Big Guy Code moments. It's American as apple pie which are usually two for a buck at McDowell's.