People Need to Know

What is Big Guy Code? Who does Big Guy Code apply to? Am I a Big Guy? Should I be considering Big Guy Code?

Well first things first. Big Guy Code is a way of life, more importantly it's a way of interpreting societal norms and coping with them. Big Guys don't have it easy. We shop in different stores from other people. We need special seats. We have a hard time holding in gas. We sleep with women other guys will not sleep with. These things are just a few of the day to day struggles Big Guys have to deal with. It is an up-hill life but it isn't a lifestyle it's a code. One we carry with us our whole lives to get through it all to help us live life to the fullest before our knees go.

This is a blog for Big Guys by Big Guys to help them to understand the code. If you are not a Big Guy you can just back off and go eat a salad you skinny little prick. Nobody likes your boring personality anyhow that's why you'll end up divorced and alone in your old age you not-having-heart-disease-stick-man. Ladies you are allowed to read on only if you are pro Big Guy. If you are a personal trainer, eat shit and die. It'll probably taste better than the supplement crap you vomit back up after you run a mile on the treadmill, scum.

This blog will aim to provide tips, stories, nightmare scenerios, breakthroughs and triumphs as well as the guidelines every Big Guy needs to navigate this world that is so clearly against us.

Remember this: Big Guys don't live the code they are the code. Big Guy Code.