Jolly.
From John Goodman to Chris Farley to Santa Claus, Big Guys have always had to maintained a certain level of Jolly in order to make them more palatalbe to the masses. Most of the world is thin and starving at that. We see it on the news and read about it on other blogs. Attacks on Big Guys and the guilt they are made to feel comes from an inability of our elected officials to properly distribute food. That's right, it's the government's problem... the guilt, not the weight. Most Big Guys would be happy eating less if they were happy elsewhere. And so it is that the Big Guy must overcompensate again, not by eating but by being jolly.
"He's a big teddy bear!" a woman might say about the man she's seeing but not sleeping with, because nobody has sex with a teddy bear, they don't have penises. (Furries are exempt from this statement of course) Thus in order to deal with the rejection and the blatant profiling the Big Guy must become Jolly. Either that or cannonball off an interstate bridge.
Indeed to be Jolly is to go on living, it is through the pain of rejection and the sorrow of solitude that a Jolly disposition is born. It is a coping method many Big Guys adopt without ever realizing what society has done to them.
Jolly.
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