Rules 1-5 of Big Guy Code

1. If you can fuck her, you can fuck her. 
2. If you can lift her, you can fuck her.
3. If she weighs less than you, you can fuck her. 
4. If she can lift you, you have to fuck her. 
5. If she is too big but is showing signs of losing weight, date her for six weeks and see what happens. 

These rules are up for scrutiny and debate. Let's everybody contribute to this ongoing list! But please label all successive rules with the correct numbers (6-10, 11-15, etc...) and put this in the title of your posting as I have done in this blog posting. 

I look forward to hearing from all my Big Guy brethren!

BGL (Big Guy for Life),
Joey Warnimont