Don't Mess With the View.

Recently something occurred in the news that has me thinking and may just become an important talking point. Big Guy Code is a lot of things but one thing it is not, in my opinion, is a catalyst for shitty behavior. Take that asshole who shot all those women up at health and fitness center outside Pittsburgh, that was wrong and it was something a Big Guy would never NEVER do. I apologize if this seems to be making light of a senseless tragedy but allow me to continue and perhaps, dear reader, you'll see where I'm coming from.

Big Guys love women. Now this may sound like I'm excluding certain demographics (the gays) but hey that's what the comments section is for. We love all shapes and flavors and varieties of women. It's part of the Code, part of the appetite, if you will. As I read about this guy's motives it's obvious he never lived by the Code a day in his life, if he had he would have supplemented his lack of a sex life with cinnebon and philly cheese steak like any normal Big Guy would. Then he'd have found peace with the reality of his Big Guy style embracing the truth of "that shit is not the end all be all". This may seem controversial and maybe it sounds as if it goes against the Code but let me ask you this: If you couldn't get laid at all do you really think harming someone else will help the situation?

Big Guys aren't about that. We wait till we find someone, we pass the time eating cold cuts, and then, when the woman comes along who is willing to tolerate our physical appearance we show how grateful we are by pestering them for sex at every turn. We don't cheat, unless it's like two asain chicks or something once in a lifetime like that, and then we die of heart disease before we reach retirement age freeing up the woman to do whatever the hell she wants for 20-40 years.
It doesn't get much better than that for women!

Meanwhile, if a Big Guy is in place to prevent some bullshit like this from happening he will. Sadly, this shooting took place in a gym: a place where Big Guys seldom go. But something tells me if a Big Guy had been there he'd have slapped the gun out of that idiot's hand and said "Hey I'm watchin' these beautiful women move around don't fucking interrupt me while I'm thinking!" And that pathetic piece of garbage would have had to slink back into whatever hole in the wall he came from.

Big Guy Code: Don't mess with the view.

For more on that story check out this link, what's strange and befitting is that at the bottom of the same page there is an article about food. If you want to know what the opposite of Big Guy Code is do a search for that asshole's blog and you can read for yourself. (Note: I've read that it may be fake but the precident is still there)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/09/george-sodini-barbara-ellen