Rules 6-10 of Big Guy Code

Grocery stores. Yes, grocery stores. We're going to talk about them. 

6. If you see a Big Guy in a grocery store, move. He has the right of way. 

7. If there is only one Tombstone stuffed crust pizza left in the freezer and you see a Big Guy coming, don't even think of taking it, unless you want a flying forearm ala Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold. 

8. If you are a female wearing daisy dukes with your ass hanging out, a Big Guy may follow you around for about 10 minutes. There's something about exposed flesh in a cold supermarket. We want to eat you like a drumstick. Yummy!

9. If you are a cashier, I don't want to hear any shit about my selection of Taquitos, Skittles and chocolate milk. I will smash you on the top of the head with a closed fist, pancaking your miniscule body like an accordian. 

10. If you look at me like you look at rhinos at the zoo, I may just choke slam you. 

That's it and that's all. 

BGL (Big Guy for Life),

Joey Warnimont